Dec 10

The cast of characters in the movie Full Metal Jacket is one of the most interesting assemblages of soldiers in the history of film. Unlike the cast of characters in Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds, the characters in Full Metal Jacket seem like they could have been real. And that’s only one of the reasons Full Metal Jacket is a classic.

The most important and memorable character from the 1st half of the movie is the Gunnery Sergeat Hartmann, who is played by a still-almost-unknown R. Lee Ermey. He’s responsible for training the Marines in the movie, and he’s wonderfully insulting and charismatic. It’s hard not to laugh at his antics with the men under his command, but at the same time, he makes you a little scared and uncomfortable.

Private Gomer Pyle is the 2nd most important character in the 1st half of the movie. (“Gomer Pyle” is the nickname he’s given by Hartmann.) He’s slow, dull-witted, but good-natured. The nature of life in the Marines results in his becoming completely psychotic and insane.

Private Joker is the narrator of the film, and he’s also the protagonist. In the 2nd half of the movie, his character takes center stage. He’s an everyman type character, and he’s easy for the audience to relate to. His approach to coping with the horrors of the Vietnam war involve a studied, cynical type of humor that’s meant to keep him distant from what’s going on around him.

The cast of Full Metal Jacket is full of great characters. (This Full Metal Jacket quotes site is full of quotes from them.) Some of the other great characters in the movie include Private Cowboy, Animal Mother, and Corporal Eightball. And there are plenty more. If you’ve never seen this movie, do yourself a favor and at least rent it.

Nov 29

You may or may not already have experience giving parties, if you do, this article will help you to have a more successful party – no matter how big or small it is!

1. Money a Lot or a Little?
2. Lists, Lists and More Lists
3. Lasting Memory

Let’s look at how you do each of those three ideas.

1. Money a Lot or a Little?
Now, everyone knows that it is nice to have a lot of money, but is it really necessary to have a fun party? No, there are many easy ways to make the party a success without spending money. Just having background music adds to the festivities. I always make a homemade cake from a box mix and I always get compliments. With everyone so busy, my guests’ appreciate the homemade touch. Just because you spent mega bucks on the character does not mean the kids had more fun. We had a pool party and the kids did not want to get out and participate with the character. Think in terms of your audience. What do they think is fun?

2. Lists, Lists and More Lists
Let’s face it, organization is the key to success in many ways in your day to day living. This trait will save you time and money in most anything you do. Write that party list, review it, and use it. Include a: Guest list, Menu, Supplies and Decorations Needed, RSVP/Thank You Note list, create a Shopping List from the menu and supplies needed lists, and Order of Activities with time line.

3. Lasting Memory
Now think about this, the last time you or your child went to a party what do you remember about it? Where was it? What food was served? What was the party favor? Where is the party favor? I recently had a brunch. At the party, we had nameplates (picture frames) that doubled as party favors. During the party, I had my sister take a photo of each guest with my kids. You guessed it … we sent out thank you notes to each guest with the photo for the frame.

As you surely already know, your organization is a must have key to your successful party. I don’t care what you do – not being organized is suicidal. And remember, if you want your event to be the talk of the town take advantage of that Kodak moment.

About the Author

Mrs. Party… Gail Leino is the internet’s leading authority on giving the best possible party, using proper etiquette and manners while also teaching organizational skills and fun facts.

Nov 2

I write a lot of articles about copywriting and marketing on the Internet. I have always believed you’re best at what you love to do, if you spend your time doing what you love. Here are what many may believe are obvious rules, but these are the 7 rules I have most often seen broken. Since I’m far.. very, very far from perfect, many of these rules I have repeatedly broken myself as well.

Knowing the rules does not necessarily mean following the rules. Read, Recite, Retain and Recycle. 4 words a previous professor used 1000 times. He constantly stressed the point, and I quote, “Just because you’ve read it in the book young blood, doesn’t prove you’ve learned a thing.

1. Know your Audience.

The first rule of advertising is to know your Audience or better put, “Target Audience”. Know where and how to find them. I know this seems to be a simple and quite obvious rule, but never a day goes by that I don’t see it broken. I read and scan approximately 10-20 newsletters each day, and each day I see those ads, thinking to myself, “what are they doing here”?

OK, maybe you will find someone reading a B2B newsletter that is interested in Antique Crystal, but don’t you think your efforts and advertising budget would be better served finding a newsletter on Antiques? You may even gain exposure to a businessperson who likes old crystal, but more than likely they don’t have that on their mind at the time. Now, I may be a little on the dramatic side, but you get the point. Know where your advertising will best suit the readers and their present state of mind.

2. How do I really know they have that many subscribers?

Well friend, I may be cutting my own throat here just a little (as I use an email publishing program of my own design), but the one sure way to know, is to advertise with newsletters who use a neutral service such as eGroups or Topica . There are many
services free and paid. Some editors also use a bonded service that tracks and guarantees an honest count of a subscriber base. Being what I consider a small fish yet, I do not yet worry that much about the advertising quite that much. I don’t yet use a service of any kind. At the present I’m more interested in gaining a loyal readership, than selling advertising. That’s not to say I don’t sell advertising, I just don’t push it that hard….yet. But what it comes down to is that if the newsletter doesn’t use an independent service that keeps and displays the subscriber count, then you have to rely on trust. Trust, my friend, can sometimes be a hard thing to come by these days.

3. Avoid Nuisance Publications.

This could be anything from an opt-in ad list, to solo-ads, to a monthly service mailing. Although many of these have large, sometimes very large subscriber bases, they get a great deal of no-show readers. These are publications that quite often get deleted by a large portion of the people receiving them. I get them all the time. How many other opt in advertisers do you think really read those endless emails of advertising garbage.

Solo ads do get read, but think about it, how many do you read? I may read 1 out of 50. As soon as I see a Solo Ad or any of those other names they’re given I delete on contact! What about you? You do get premium space and exposure, if enough people read them, but after talking to other webmasters, I found that a great deal of them usually delete them without ever being read. So consider what you have to pay for that premium space, and that probably only 10% of the people see it.

Suppose you sign up for a free service and one of the stipulations is that you agree to receive their “occasional” mailings. You know; those are the ones you receive every month, week or even daily that you tolerate only because you enjoy the privilege of their service. If you are deleting these, how many other subscribers do you feel may be doing the same?

This is not to say that you won’t get a response, but too many of these mailings demand higher rates for their advertising space. You must decide just how much exposure you will really get and whether the price is worth the service.

4. Bad Contact Information Sucks.

Another obvious but often abused rule. This is as common sense, as common sense can get. Make it easy to respond. I don’t know about you, but it really irks me to read and respond to an ad, only to find that there is no such web address or I’ve emailed an unknown address. Oh well, their loss. I’ve encountered everything from the misspelling their email or web address to having none at all. I’ve even seen one Einstein who published his social security number in place of a fax number. Hey, I guess (most of) it happens to the best of us, but it still sucks!

5. How Are Your Headlines, Sunshine?

The main purpose of the headline is to gain attention! People scan newsletter advertising the same was they flip through the pages of a newspaper. They most often are trying to avoid reading your advertising. The key to the headline is to catch their eye before they get by you, to make them stop and read what you have to say. How do you stop those quick, averting eyes? Well, everyone has his or her own ideas about this.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOLLOWS FOR MEN AND WOMEN OVER 50

This headline promises important news, and if I were over 50, I would have to stop and look. I recently wrote an ad for a friend, with a headline similar to this. The first thing she asked me, was “what about my other clients”? She asked me this even though she knew her product served a certain demographic niche. She herself told me that 75% of her business served men and women over 50. Sounds like great odds to me. After doing some brief research of her business and a few questions, I concluded that her target audience are men and women over 50. I advised her to target this age group. If you get others outside of this demographic category, great! But let’s stay focused on where the majority of the business comes from. The rest is icing on the cake!

6. Headlines Won’t Help, if they’re not seen.

Before buying that ad space, know where that ad will be placed. Unlike the traditional newspaper, digital newsletters vary quite a bit in pricing and placement quality. I would much rather buy a $20.00 ad at the top of a good newsletter, than spend $10.00 for two at the bottom of one of the same quality. Ask your editor or webmaster if they can tell you where they will place your paid ad.

Get accustomed to only advertising in newsletters you know or have at least viewed. Do you read the advertising? How many ads will accompany yours? Would you easily find your ad here? Watch and count the amount of ads that surface in newsletters you are considering. You don’t want your ad lost in a maze of headlines, probably never to be heard from again. If your prospect’s advertising quantities fluctuate, again, ask the editor. Many will be courteous enough to offer approximations.

7. Follow Basic Copywriting Rules.

If you’re like me, you write your own copy and advertising. There was a time…long, long ago, I had a formal education in business and marketing, so I know (or have hidden away in the cob webs I call a mind) all the old rules and have met many new ones along the way in these last 4 years of being on the Internet. Here are some quick rules on copywriting as it pertains to print and newsletter advertising.

- Appeal to the reader’s emotions and instincts. – Must convince even the most hardened skeptics. – Overcome any objections the buyer may have. – Use power words that literally force people to act. – Capture and keep the reader’s interest. – Appeal to the reader’s ego and self-interest. – Show the facts and proof of your claims. – Help the reader justify the purchase. – Write copy that coincides with current attitudes in your target group. – Motivate you reader to buy NOW. – Use “special” benefits to make your product more attractive. – Make your reader believe in you. – Ad copy must relate and communicate like average people. – Know what your target market really wants. – Be able to easily lead into your back-end offers – Emulate other successful (but not over used) ad copy structures. – Make your product so attractive that your reader has no choice but to buy. – Write, re-write and re-write and re-write and re-write……..

This article is not meant to cover all the many trials of finding the right newsletters to advertise in, but to help point you in the right direction!

Thanks for reading!

Wild Bill Montgomery
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